What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 19:07
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.